Wednesday, July 12
Rosé is very
popular in the summer.
These are my
followers. When we go out walking, I’m
the one who really knows my way around, so I lead, and the others
follow. Here we are just beginning a
long afternoon of walking on
A few days ago,
Tom and I went for one of our typical walks, through the 7th
arrondissement and into the 6th, to visit the
But this time
we experienced one of those rare occasions – we had a rude waiter. I write about this because so many people I
know say they have had bad experiences with rude waiters and rude shopkeepers
Yet there is
this waiter at the outdoor café in the
approached our table, we smiled and said “Bonjour,” as one is supposed to
do. Tom ordered first, asking for a
“double café,” an item that is on the menu for 4 euros.
The jerk waiter,
who I don’t think had even returned our “bonjour,” then blurted out “SPEAK
ENGLISH. I no understand you.”
mistake, our French is not bad at all.
This jerk just made up his mind that he despised us because we are
American. (He heard us speaking to
each other before we sat at the table.)
Then he screwed
up our order. After Tom finished
ordering his café and Perrier, I ordered a glass of rosé wine (only 2.50!),
and I did so in French. I must have
spoken well enough because he did not dare to ask me to speak English.
After a long
time, he came out with a tray laden with several tables’ orders. He stopped at our table, put down Tom’s
coffee, his Perrier, and somebody else’s espresso. I could see my glass of rosé on his tray,
amidst other beverages. As he turned
away without placing my glass on the table, I said, very politely but loudly
enough for him to hear, in perfect French, “Please, sir. I ordered a glass of rosé wine.” He stopped dead in his tracks. The ladies at the table next to us looked
over, mildly amused (he had kept them waiting for a long time before taking
glass of rosé on his tray, he turned and placed it on the table in front of
me, without a word. I responding with
a very polite, “Merci.”
He left, only
to return a minute later in search of the missing espresso. Tom saw him look toward us, and he pointed
down at the espresso. Tom had a sly
little smile on his face. But the
waiter said nothing. He simply took
the little cup and gave it to its rightful owner.
When the waiter
passed by a bit later, Tom asked for some sweetener (instead of the sugar
that came with his coffee). He asked
for it in French, and the waiter understood him. But instead of saying something like, “I’m
sorry, sir, we don’t have sweetener.
Just sugar,” the jerk blurted out, in his terrible English, “NO
HAVE. WE NO HAVE.” No apologies, no smile. Only disdain.
I wouldn’t care
at all about this incident, except it angers me that he is working there and
is ruining plenty of American tourists’ afternoons. I think of all the people who only go to
French people are polite. I’d even go
so far as to say they are extremely polite.
This jerk is a very un-French, unfortunate exception.